Taylor Swift has dated 14 boys in the last 4 years. If not for the sheer number of boys, this might be unremarkable. But dear reader, look closer: what is 14 divided by 4? 3 and a half. Every year, Taylor Swift dates 3 and a half boys. Where are the other halves, Taylor? It just doesn’t add up.
"I live alone, and that’s fine. You just have to make plans, that’s the key. Especially if you don’t have a normal job, because if you live alone, and you don’t make plans, here is what happens: you wake up, and it just gets darker."